Valentine's Day is coming up and you know what that means. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. So, if you're secretly in love with me, I suggest that you reveal it now.
Many Valentine's Day cards seem to be signed, "From: You-Know-Who." Why is Voldemort sending out so many Valentines?
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember that no one loves you on any other day of the year either.
More people would be watching the Olympics if Quidditch was played.
I am better than you.