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A Roman walks into a bar… A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!” Another Roman walks into the same bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.

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Daily Dose of January Gillovny

Daily Dose of January Gillovny

January 12, 2015 The Nerdist podcast releases an interview with Gillian, and David comes into the conversation twice. First…the host discusses watching Firewalker with the co-host of another podcast and noticing Mulder in jeans. Host: He gets off the helicopter in some jeans and we’re like “Oh my God.” Gillian *cackling loudly* Host: That guy looks great in those jeans. Let me pau...

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*Tina bursts into the bakery after hearing grunting* Tina: You two ARE having sex! Jacobs prepping the dough in one end while Queenie sits nearby reading a book Queenie: Really? Jacob Why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

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love me. and please don’t stop.

is this flag worthy? me oldie but a goodie

Now my life is sweet like cinnamon Like a fucking dream I’m living in Baby love me cause I’m playing on the radio (How do you like me now?) Pick me up and take me like a vitamin ‘Cause my body’s sweet like sugar venom oh yeah Baby love me cause I’m playing on the radio (How do you like me now?)

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